CAR JOKES

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The Pope goes to New York, and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, “You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?”  The driver is understandably hesitant and says, “I’m sorry, but I don’t think I’m supposed to do that.” But the Pope persists, “Please?”  The driver finally lets up, “Oh, alright, I can’t really say no to the Pope.”

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: Chief, I have a problem.

Chief: What sort of problem?

Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit, but it’s someone really important.

Chief: Important like the mayor?

Cop: No, no, much more important than that.

Chief: Important like the governor?

Cop: Way more important than that.

Chief: Like the president?

Cop: Much more important.

Chief: “Who’s more important than the president?”

Cop: “I don’t know but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!”

 
What’s the good thing about Fords? They come out of the factory with the problem circled.

 

Did you know CHEVROLET is an acronym? Can Hear Every Valve Rattling On Long Extended Trips

 

A young boy looking for work asks a man for a job to do, and the man reply, with a thick ascent, “You can paint my porch for £50.” A couple hours later the boy knocks on the door to collect his £50 and says, “By the way, that’s not a Porsche, it’s a Ferrari”

A man says to the car dealer how good are they ? The dealer replys your answers are in the name kia killed in action

Did you hear about the guy that was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He can stop anytime he wants!

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